Saturday, August 13, 2005

Simply Silly

+JMJ+

There's nothing quite so good as some really good jokes, especially involving the Jesuits. All funny, and all in good taste, but of course. My two favorites:
  • Definition- JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams. (from "A Catholic Dictionary")
  • The Franciscans, Dominicans, and Jesuits were having a big meeting that went well into the middle of the night. Suddenly all the lights went out in the meeting room. The Franciscans immediately took out their guitars and sang songs, and the Dominicans lept upon the tables and began preaching. The Jesuits went to the basement, found the fuse box and reset the breaker.

Classics, really.

+Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam+

In lieu of a quote, I'm going to put up another joke, told to me by one of my librarians:

"A famous philosopher was taking an airplane to a conference. The steward came up to him and asked the philosopher if he would like any tea. The philosopher responded "I think not." and -POOF- he dissapeared."

2 Comments:

At 4:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Jesuit and a Franciscan were disagreeing over which order was the greatest. This heated argument between the two lasted for hours until a piece of paper fell from heaven and landed at the feet of the two men. It read as follows.

My dear sons,
Please stop bickering about such trivial matters.
Sincerely,
God, O.P.

 
At 9:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

best regards, nice info back pain and cervical cancer 802.11 b wireless compact flash card Mercedes benz odysee Olivia swimwear Acne sucks.org Chowking ca Knit breast cancer scarf

 

Post a Comment

<< Home